My Hat
I was making myself a cup a soup the other day, when I realized I had no cups, mugs, bowls or anything. (Never let a Greek family stay with you). The kettle was boiling, and my chicken and leek sachet was looking irresistible, plus I was absolutely starving. What could I do?I searched the house for a vessel of some kind. The fish tank? My shoe? Hmmm. The Iron? Too awkward. The bath, naah, too impractical. Hang on! SHOWER CAP!
So I enjoyed my soup from the shower cap and found it much easier and more enjoyable, plus cheaper than using a cup. Subsequently, I’ve replaced all my crockery with caps and hats. I eat my curry out of a baseball cap; drink coffee out of a Fez, my roast dinner is served in a top hat, full English brekkie I munch from my Jewish friends’ skull cap. Of course I still eat my burgers out of my cowboy hat. TOOOOOOOOOT!
There's a good reason why we Aussies all wear water proof Akubra hats.... nothing holds a cold Foster's like a sweaty piece of leather.......
Posted by
Anonymous |
June 24, 2008 at 12:04 AM
hey yo, put some new stuff!
Posted by
Michae |
August 2, 2008 at 10:18 AM
hi son, it's your father... i'm ashamed of you
Posted by
Anonymous |
August 7, 2008 at 5:05 PM
Hi Dad! Its your son. When are you coming to see me?
I miss you :(
Neg Jr
Posted by
Anonymous |
October 31, 2008 at 9:26 AM
neg, what brand makes your cowboy hat? where can you get them? thanks, i love you neg, your the man!
Posted by
Anonymous |
April 24, 2009 at 4:24 PM
heyy, neg
just wanna no which brand make ur hat or where i can get one from
thanx m8 x
Posted by
Anon |
August 22, 2010 at 8:41 AM