Neg Dupree's Blog: February 2008

Friday, February 29, 2008

The Boot Sale

I Decided to have a boot sale last week. It’s been on my mind for a while, ever since Nanna Moon died. I searched my house from top to bottom. Emptied the shed, greenhouse, ransacked the allotments, and begged all my friends and family… Still only managed to find 3 boots! I had a pair of Doc Martens that I found in a skip, and one of my flippers. I know it’s a ‘boot’ sale but I was sure no one would mind.

Anyway. After much deliberation I thought against selling my flipper (I’d had it since I was a baby) and the Milkman wanted the Doc Martens. He owed me a favour anyway after I lent him a marrow in 2003. But he gave me a map of Persia, and a pack of Opal Fruits so I thought sod it… x

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Me on Youtube

Labels: Balls of Steel, Leg it, Neg Dupree, Urban Sprinting

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Bobby Davro

Bobby Davro followed me home last night. I knew it was him cos I could smell beef and eggwhite (Davro's favourite snack). This happened before but I couldn't be one hundred per cent ‘cos it’s been dark so early. Davro doesn't glow in the dark like some people (Bruce Willis, Joey Barton, Damon Hill) which would make it easier to identify who it was, obviously...

Anyway so I set a trap. I put some beef and eggwhite into an old shoe outside my shed.
Unbelievable,I Was woken up at 5.06 this morning and grabbed my glowsticks ( I can't afford a torch). I crept outside and had a look in my shoe, and yes, you got it, the beef and eggwhite was gone! Fucking you know who?! Yes, Davro! I heard some scuffling in the sugar cane behind the sheds and there was a overwhelming smell of roast beef and egg, then a clearly audible shit impression of Norman Wisdom and that old Mavis from Corrie. It was 100% Bobby fucking Davro! Well 98%. The goldfish scared him off but I'm nearly there. Running out of eggwhites... but I reckon I'll have him by June. X

Labels: Bobby Davro, Stalking

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

A day in the life.

My little cousins, Barry and Larry came over today. There is another one, Harry, but he didn’t want to come round as he knows I hate him.

They’re only young un’s, so I usually have to spend the day racking my brains trying to find something fun for us all to do. Last Xmas, when they came round, we had to call an ambulance when Harry accidentally (wink) cut his hand badly whilst doing some grouting for me.

Anyway, I decided a bit of hide and seek was probably best. Everyone likes it and it can pass hours. I’d been practicing loads. Last week it took me 3 hours to find myself and I was right there all the time, under my nose.

So, after about an hour of playing we were running out of places to hide. It was also getting dark so I, naturally, went to put the lights on. DAMN! I forgot. I had no light bulbs. I had used them the previous day, I crushed them all up and put it in the salt shaker (I had run out of salt you see, and light bulbs crushed have a similar texture and flavour). What were we gonna do?

I had a brainwave. I took the light bulb out of the (total wanker) next door neighbour’s porch. I then screwed it into the lounge light. Bingo. Barry and Larry were relieved, and we could continue our game. But hang on... how could we hide, and then be found again in the house with only one room lit.

This is the genius. Whoever’s turn it was to hide took the light bulb with them and the step-ladders. Then they could hide safely. Obviously this made the game a little easier, as basically you just looked for the room with the light on, or the ladders in, or both, and then you’d see the ‘hider’. There’s no furniture in my house, and there’s only 2 rooms as well. But it was still good fun while it lasted.
Walking from room to room, with the ladders and the light bulb, waiting to be found. Standing there, in the light....

I think Larry and Barry enjoyed themselves anyway. Think next door know I took the light bulb though. Better go hide again.... x

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Facebook, Myspace & Bebo

We now have official myspace facebook and Bebo pages. These can be found at:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Neg-Dupree/21492796384

http://www.myspace.com/negdupree

http://www.bebo.com/negdupree

Any suggestions are welcome.

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Youtube channel

I now have a youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/users/negdupree. All my new footage and all the best footage from previous series will be available here. Next week we will have up some excusive web content.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

First Post

Welcome to the Official Neg Dupree Blog. Over the coming months hopefully we'll be filling this up with some great content for you. In the meantime, as we are re-developing the main website we encourage you to visit negdupree.com and offer any suggestions you can as to how we can improve the site.

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